Janice Dickinson Gets Some Sun

Modelsaurus, Janice Dickinson, enjoyed a little fun in the sun, with a furry friend, in Malibu, on Memorial Day.

I guess she dosen't eat puppies for breakfast--just kids

Natalie Portman Peed On...Not Pissed Off

Earlier this week while walking Natalie Portman was walking her dog, a random stray decided that it was a good idea to take a leak on the beautiful vegan. WTF! How dare some mangy stray violate our Natalie! I know that she’s an animal lover but damn!

Although a bit surprised, Natalie took the incident in stride. She is one classy lady. If that would have been me, I would have castrated the filthy beast, put his balls in a Ziploc bag and mailed them off to PETA.

Kimora Turns Dead Dog Into Diamonds

Kimora Lee Simmons says she wants to honor her dog that passed away by turning his remains into a diamond. Kimora stated, "You have to... grieve. It's okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. They make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond."

This is so crazy but it's true! LifeGem is a company that creates diamonds, not just from deceased pets, but from, human remains too!

Dis-gus-ting! I would want to wear jewelry made from the dimondized ashes of a corpse.

Steve Irwin's Legacy At Risk!

Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin’s famed Australia Zoo may be up for sale. The Sydney Daily Telegraph is reporting that this is the main reason behind the falling out between Steve’s father Bob and his widow Terry.

Bob Irwin stepped down from the Australia Zoo amid rumors that Terry Irwin is planning to sell the property to the Animal Planet network and turn the place into a $100 million Disney-style theme park.

Bob released a statement saying that he stepped down from the zoo quit the zoo in order to “keep his son's dream alive.”

A representaive for the Australia Zoo denied claims that Terri was planning to sell the property. Reports claim that American bornTerri wants to sell it and return to the U.S. with her two children.

Terry as also been having her share of legal troubles, including being pursued by debt collection agency Alyssa Treasury Services. Alyssa Treasury is suing Australia Zoo for $2.5 million and Terri Irwin for $60,000 for allegedly failing to pay bills of exchange.

I think that the move may be a good thing for Irwin family. They could do a lot of good with $100 mil and if they move to the U.S. it will be a lot easier for Terry to pimp out little Bindi to do shows for Animal Planet and The Discovery Channel