Natalie Portman Peed On...Not Pissed Off

Earlier this week while walking Natalie Portman was walking her dog, a random stray decided that it was a good idea to take a leak on the beautiful vegan. WTF! How dare some mangy stray violate our Natalie! I know that she’s an animal lover but damn!

Although a bit surprised, Natalie took the incident in stride. She is one classy lady. If that would have been me, I would have castrated the filthy beast, put his balls in a Ziploc bag and mailed them off to PETA.

Playing With The Paparazzi

This new "Paparazzi Play Set" is now on sell! Your child can spend hours pretending to stalk celebrities like Britney, Paris and Nicole, all for the low price of $19.99. WTF! What will toymakers come up with next!I doubt that we’ll see many kids playing with the pap toys, but I’m sure that they’ll be snatched up by plenty of loser grow-ups.

Kimora Turns Dead Dog Into Diamonds

Kimora Lee Simmons says she wants to honor her dog that passed away by turning his remains into a diamond. Kimora stated, "You have to... grieve. It's okay to take time and say this meant something to my life and honor it. There is a company that makes diamonds out of your loved ones. They make diamonds from a little of the carbon from the ash, so I might do that. I might turn her into a diamond."

This is so crazy but it's true! LifeGem is a company that creates diamonds, not just from deceased pets, but from, human remains too!

Dis-gus-ting! I would want to wear jewelry made from the dimondized ashes of a corpse.

Wacky And Weird!

"Andrea Bailey of Ashland, Kentucky bought a pack of drinking straws at Wal-Mart for her 3-year-old-daughter. The straws were twisted in variety of shapes, including a heart, but also two that she says look like penises. Upon this discovery, Bailey became upset and complained the store.

“There are two of them that are shaped like the male private area,” said Bailey. “I called Wal-Mart and they were very rude with me about it. They acted like I was lying, like I was making it all up. You know, I would never make something up like that, especially about my little girl. But, that's just how they treated me and it’s just not right.”

Wal-Mart says it has since pulled the product, manufactured by Eagle Marks Corporation, from its shelves as they investigate the matter.

I bet those straws were made in China.

Wacky And Weird

Check out these weird toilet paper dispensers. You stick a roll of toilet paper through the back, and pull a few squares out the nozzle.

I totally need to buy one of these!