Natalie Portman Peed On...Not Pissed Off

Earlier this week while walking Natalie Portman was walking her dog, a random stray decided that it was a good idea to take a leak on the beautiful vegan. WTF! How dare some mangy stray violate our Natalie! I know that she’s an animal lover but damn!

Although a bit surprised, Natalie took the incident in stride. She is one classy lady. If that would have been me, I would have castrated the filthy beast, put his balls in a Ziploc bag and mailed them off to PETA.