Michael Lohan Changes His Tune

The other day, Lindsay Lohan's famewhoring father, Michael, was confirming reports that his daughter is in a lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.Now, the Jesus freak says he was misquoted. Yeah right!Michael Lohan will say anything to keep the media’s attention on him. Keep milking it for all it’s worth Mike.

Lindsay And Samantha Living Together

The New York Post is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and her lesbian gal pal, DJ Samantha Ronson, are shacking up. This doesn’t help to squelch the lesbian rumors surrounding Lindsay lately, especially after the two were spotted a few days ago getting cozy in Cannes.



Sources are also saying that several of the celeb weeklies are said to be offering Lohan a lot of money if she will come out as a lesbian exclusively with them.I say come out as a lesbian Lindsay even if you’re not—you need the cash

Lindsay Lohan Gets Ugly

In case you missed it, here’s a snippet of Lindsay Lohan’s guest spot on Ugly Betty. Don’t worry, there will be more where that came from...Lindsay has signed on for six episodes. ‘bout time she’s workin’.

Lindsay Lohan Is A Thief

Columbia University student, Masha Markova, is demanding $10,000 in rental fees from Lindsay Lohan, whom she claims stole her $11,000 blond mink coat from a party in January.

The New York Post reports:

Masha Markova, 22, believed she had forever lost the prized jacket - a gift from her grandmother - while attending a private birthday party at 1Oak in the Meatpacking District in the early-morning hours of Jan. 26. The club was closed for a friend of jet-setting playboy Stavros Niarchos, Markova said. She added that at one point, she was seated next to Lohan, and recalled putting the mink in a common bin with other jackets. It was gone when she prepared to leave 1Oak after an hour, Markova said. Two weeks later, Markova flipped through the Feb. 11 edition of OK! Magazine and couldn't believe her eyes - Lohan was photographed the night of Jan. 26 wearing the very same fur coat...The pretty co-ed said that in the ensuing days, she surfed the Internet and found several paparazzi photos of Lohan wearing the distinctive blond coat hours after the birthday party they had both attended... That's when her immigration lawyer, Merrill Cohen, called Lohan's high-powered Hollywood attorney, Blair Berke, threatening litigation. Hours later, Markova said she heard from 1Oak. "They were very discreet, never mentioned a name or even the word 'coat,' " Markova said. "They just said, 'We're going to bring you something.' " The coat arrived at Markova's Morningside Heights apartment two days later. Reeking of cigarettes and booze with a slight tear in the lining, the fur coat was no worse for wear after a dry cleaning and quick patch-up. Still, she wants answers - and Lohan to own up to swiping her coat. "I don't see how it could have been an accident," Markova said."



Last year, Lindsay was accused of stealing $10,000 worth of clothing and accessories from model Laura Hastings home while Hastings was on a photo shoot. No big surprise that Linds is accused of stealing again; she is a druggie after all. Druggies steal…they can’t be trusted. Lindsay is a druggie…don’t trust her near your shit if you want to keep it.

Lindsay Lohan And Her Dad Still At Odds

Lindsay Lohan speaks out about her media whoring father:

"What I have to say about my father is, I just wish that he wouldn't go and talk to the media. It's not attractive to me, it really upsets me and I wish he would stop. I think people make things up enough and to bring attention to something that's not really going on is unnecessary…I have tried to reach out, but I can only help so much…I love my father, I just don't know why he's doing what he's doing. It's a weird situation, very odd."

We agree with you Linds. Michael needs to keep his damn mouth shut!

Ali Lohan Is A Lindsay In Training!

Ali Lohan (Lindsay’s little sis) is set to star with her manager mom Dina Lohan in a new reality series for E! called "Living Lohan"… Although, I doubt Lindsay will make an appearance.

Fourteen year-old Ali recently told "Teen Vogue" that she "wants to be famous so bad". Lindsay Lohan's advice to Ali is "stay out of the clubs". She should know right! Lindsay also says that "I wish her the best of luck". Which basically means, “you ain’t gettin’ no help from me kid”!

Lindsay Lohan Speaks!

"Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role. I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me."

- Out of work actress Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Paper magazine

Lindsay Lohan Is No Marilyn Monroe

Lindsay Lohan recreates Marilyn Monroe's famous "Last Sitting" photographs for the new issue of New York magazine.

No stranger to scandal, Lohan calls Monroe’s suicide “tragic” adding, “You now, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” When asked if she was referring to the recent death of actor Heath Ledger, Lohan states, “They are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” She remained adamant; however, that she will not meet a similar fate, saying, “…I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”

…And what’s with everybody wanting to be Marilyn? Lindsay’s too young and doesn’t have enough class. She’s not even twenty-two and has managed to survive three stints in rehab, sex almost everyone in Hollywood and New York and can drink her weight in Vodka. I think Katherine Heigl would have been a great choice to re-create the photos; she's a bit tall, but would have done the icon justice.

They also forgot to airbrush the tattoo off of Lindsay's ass!

Lindsay and Riley Split

Lindsay Lohan has officially kicked her mooching, loser, drug addict boyfriend, Riley Giles, to the curb. Sources say that Riley was constantly sponging off of her and would never pick up the tab. He also hated the paparazzi which we all know Lindsay loves. The last straw was when Riley was spotted out drinking in a bar without Lindsay. He just didn't fit into her new clean and sober life.

Good riddance!

Lindsay Lohan Strapped For Cash

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is so hard up for cash that she's resorted to selling pictures of herself. Its reported that she attempted to sell off a collection of pics for $200,000 but to her dismay, she isn't such a hot item sans her bad girl ways, having to drop the price to a pitiful $20,000 (ouch!) ...And what about all of the shopping and the designer goods? Well, girlfriend gets paid to shop and to be spotted wearing designer duds.

The bad girl turned good isn't raking in the dough like she use to. Hollywood is tired of her troublesome ways and wants to be sure she's cleaned up her act before they throw more work her way.

Black Friday!

We’re not the only ones who love a good deal. Lindsay Lohan was spotted in NYC, on Black Friday, where she is spending the Thanksgiving holiday with her family. She hit up stores like Armani Exchange and Ecstatic.

Don’t spend too much girl! You’re not working right now and need to stick to a budget.

What We’re Thankful For

We have so many things to be thankful for this year; one being that our blog is finally up and running. Since it’s celebrity news that drives this blog, it only seems appropriate to send a shout out of thankfulness to some of our favs.

We’re thankful for Whitney Houston finally kicking that washed up loser of a husband Bobby Brown to the curb and getting her life together. We’re thankful for Lindsay Lohan managing to stay clean and sober and out of the clubs…at least for now. We’re thankful for Chris Crocker for showing that someone one YouTube can actually posess real talent. We’re thankful for Dita Von Teese for always being a class act. We’re thankful for Kiefer Sutherland taking responsibility for his DUI (and hopefully other issues) and because he’s HOT!!! We’re thankful for The Spice Girls making a comeback. We’re thankful for Britney Spears for keeping us entertained and because she’s alive. We’re thankful for Kanye West staying stronger…And of course, we’re thankful to our readers.

Happy Thanksgiving!