Slumdog Millionaire child star, Rubina Ali is said to be penning a memoir. The 9-year -old’s book will supposedly be an account of her life of poverty.

Can anyone say ghostwriter? Better yet, how about her crooked father; we sense his money grubbin’ hands are all over this!

Rubina’s “publisher” said, "Rubina brings alive a world of wastelands and rat-infested shanty dwellings, and shows us her home, a wooden shack with a tarpaulin roof, where she grew up with her beloved father and siblings."

I wonder if writing this book will get her out of the shanty that she’s living in because unfortunately, staring in an Oscar wining movie didn't.