Katie Holmes Can't Sing Or Dance

Katie Holmes debuted her lack of vocal and dancing ability the other night on the show So You Think You Can Dance.

Katie looked like a fool strutting around the stage in a weak attempt to pay tribute to the legendary Judy Garland.

I'm sure Miz Garland is rolling in her grave right now. Katie needs to stick to acting or better yet, just stick t being Suri's mom.

Suri Cruise Is A Dancer

Suri Cruise was snapped on her way to dance class in Pacific Palisades and as always she was stylin’.

Suri is one little supertot. She dances, does yoga and eats with chopsticks. Amazing! Now if she could just ditch that hanger on Katie then she’d really be perfect.

Katie Holmes fails To draw Crowds On Broadway

The New York Post is reporting that people aren’t interested in seeing Katie Holmes make her Broadway debut. Mrs. Tom Cruise is set to hit the stage this fall in a revival of the Arthur Miller play, All My Sons. Advance ticket sales are said to be at a pitiful $1mil so far, compared to much higher sales when Nicole and Julia took a turn at the Broadway stage. To make matters worse, everyone involved with the show were made to sign confidentiality agreements. Some people seem to think that the only way increase ticket sales and “save” the show is if Holmes were to do a nude scene. I doubt may people care what Katie looks like sans clothing and even if she were willing to strip down, Scientology Tom won’t be havin’ none of that.

Katie Holmes has changed quite a bit since becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise...she seems to have lost her charm and spark. I think Katie has been replaced with a scientolbot. We want Katie back!

Katie Has Style

Katie Holmes lands on the cover of the January issue of InStyle