Jamie Lynn Spears Has Popped!

17 year-old knocked up Jamie Lynne Spears has popped. Brit Brit’s little sis welcomed her little bundle of joy, daughter, Maddie Briann Aldridge, Friday morning.

A Distant cousin of Jamie Lynn, Margie Busby, told People, "She's awfully young to be a momma. But that's what they make [grandmothers] for. They have to help." Cousin Margie must have forgot that Lynne Spears is the kid’s Nana, which might not be such a great thing.

Anyway, good luck to Jamie Lynn. There’s still time to dump douche bag Aldridge’s ass.

Jamie Lynn And Casey Go Country Crazy!

Jamie Lynn’s loser babydaddy, Casey Aldridge, reportedly flashed a gun at a pap while they were spending a little alone time together riding about in an all-terrain vehicle.

Supposedly Casey got all country on the pap after he told them to leave him and his knocked up teenage love alone and he wouldn’t.

Now that big sister Brit Brit has simmered down, let’s hope that Jamie Lynn doesn’t start bringing the crazy; Casey already has…country style!

No Wedding Bells For Jamie Lynn

Sources reveal that there’s no truth to this week’s People magazine report that Jamie Lynn and Casey are planning a summer wedding.

“Her dad, Jamie, does not want the wedding and neither does Britney,” a family insider reportedly told PageSix.com. “Jamie thinks she is too young. Her mom, Lynne, is stressed out about the whole thing.”

Slow down Jamie Lynn! You just graduated high school. Being a teenage mom is going to be hard enough without throwing a teenage marriage into the mix. Focus on having your baby and leaning to be a good mom, then eventually maybe you can focus on re-claiming your career; just make sure that you save marriage for a good ten years down the road.