Lisa Marie Just Pregnant Not Fat!

Lisa Marie Presley is pregnant and her hormones are raging! The sperminated sometimes singer and offspring of “The King” didn't like being the butt of all fat jokes and has finally confessed to being pregnant with her third child. Lisa lashed out posting this blog on her official Myspace.

“After being the target all week of slanderous and degrading stories, horribly manipulated pictures and articles in the media, I have had to show my cards and announce under the gun and under vicious personal attack that I am in fact pregnant.

Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique a few days ago, they have been like a pack of coyotes circling their prey whilst eerily howling with delight. Starting with a London publication and then New York and Chicago all writing false defamatory degrading stories about all of the dark possible reasons I could be putting on weight. The US tabloids have been calling all day wanting confirmation on all kinds of insane theories. ...”

Lisa has often struggled with her weight. It’s good to know that she has a good reason for packing on the pounds lately.