Diablo Calls The Shots!

The day after former stripper, Diablo Cody, was awarded an Oscar for 'Best Screenplay' for the movie "Juno," naked pictures began to spread on the internet. According to Diablo’s Myspace blog, she was the one behind the leak. Here's what she had to say:

VIVA TRASH!

Hey! Did you guys hear about the "nude" (except not really) pics I voluntarily posted on the Internet myself? What a tantalizing "scoop!" Seriously, I thought nudity was only a scandal if it the photos were leaked by some crumb-bum rat or vengeful ex. I personally put my vag out there with pride, ladies and gents. And you bet your ass I'd do it again if the Beef Council would cough up the proper endorsement money.

Bitches are lucky I don't get naked now. I'm built for comfort these days. However, tempt me long enough and I just might drop 'em...

She adds: "They can dress me up, they can give me awards, they can coach me on the right responses, and they can sand the callouses off my giant [bleep]ing feet, but I will always be me. And I will never be ashamed."

Sincerely,
Academy Award Winner Diablo Cody

H-U-S-T-L-E-R

I’m with you girl! Since you know the pictures are out there, why wait for someone to sell them to the highest bidder; you beat them to the punch by posting the pics yourself.